Friday, 9 July 2010

Deaf? then no Chicken Masala for you.

True story...

One time, me and the missus was feeling peckish.

We'd fancied a indian takeaway. So we called up using trusty typetalk...

Operator has connected you...'Oh yes, please could we order some food?'

Indian guy says 'What?' are you for real?'

'Yes, Im for real and would like to order a number 22 and 14 please.'

Line suddenly goes quiet, but operator is still engaged with the Indian man.

Operator says 'I'm very sorry, the man was very rude and said deaf people don't like takeaways.'

'Im speechless for once..totally dumbstruck,' then blind anger kicks in a couple of seconds later.

'Thanks operator, I'll deal with this.'

So me and the missus jump in the car and hare down to the town centre like Starsky and Hutch with hearing aids whistling in tow.

We apprehend the guy at the takeway. He looks sheepish, turns and walks into the kitchen. Shouts followed with pots and pans flying.

The man returns a minute later. He says, 'Me very sorry, you order now and no pay ok?'

'Why did you say deaf peope don't like takeaways?' I ask.

' Indian man says ' Me say sorry, please order ok..please order.'

Some way to get a free takeway eh?

Deaf? then order your takeaway via typetalk and hope for the best. lol


  1. Honestly, that's terrible! Hope you keep going back there and ram the point home!

  2. AnonymousJuly 12, 2010

    Whoah! You've got a way with writing you had me in fits of laughter!! PLEASE keep writing!!

  3. Hi A,

    Thanks, I will write more soon.

  4. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010

    Hi. Love the Blog. Thought I'd left a message on your jelly tots post but doesn't seem to be there. No worries.......I went on about the CI being the Mutts nuts!! They are!!
    How many free curries have you managed now??

  5. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010

    PS. I've added your blog to mine. Hope you don't mind?? Just say if you want it removed.

  6. AnonymousJuly 14, 2010

    You could always try the chinese and see if you can get a freebie there as well! You have a way with writing, good to laugh.

  7. Hi Graham, I've just tested the Jelly Tots comments..seems ok.

    So, not sure why your comment didn't publish?

    If it happens again, let me know, thanks.

  8. love it youre so funny hehe keep writing you cheer me up x dia